Sen. Ensign and Gov. Sanford are just the most recent examples of the consequences of the sexual repression that Republicans embrace so vociferously.

First we have Sen. Ensign who was a devout member of Promise Keepers (Losers Weepers). After having been a moralist in the extreme, he then gets caught screwing one of employees, who was the wife of another employee. He also hired their 19 y/o son as a “policy consultant”. That must be some politically savvy kid.

Ensign also wailed and blubbered continuously about Bill Clinton and his wayfaring cock saying that he should resign, and he sniveled about Larry Craig’s toe tapping dick search saying he should resign. Naturally he thinks gay marriage is a scourge that will destroy traditional marriage.

But, does he resign his Senate seat when he’s caught dicking the wrong twat?

HELL no!

I’m sure he was simply THRILLED to see Gov. Sanford get caught lying about cheating on his wife and children, lying to his staff about where he was and what he was doing, Lying to his friends, his peers, his constituents, and the entire state - and the nation for that matter. He sure took the heat off Ensign.

Boy, that Sanford sure is a card, huh? What a doozy. First he lies and says he’s going to write. Then he lies and says he’s going hiking. Finally, when caught flying back from his little tete a tete in Argentina he finally admits he was crying in the arms of another woman, and we find out his wife threw him out a long time ago because of it.

Now, today we find out that his Argentinean fuck buddy is his ’soul mate’, and that he says he “crossed lines” with several other women from time to time. But, he says he only “crossed the ultimate line” with his soul mate trick in South America.

I mean, cumming on someone’s face could certainly be described as a “crossed line”, but many would say that it certainly ISN’T crossing the “ultimate” line. I would expect a good hard ass fucking would probably qualify as an “ultimate” line though.

Who can say?

Well, anyway, all this seems to be just fine with the vast majority of Republicans. I’ve not heard one major Republican office holder call for either of them to resign. In fact, the only Republican I’ve heard call on even Sanford to resign is Ron Christie, and he’s a nobody.

Well, if God wants Sanford to stay in office, who are we to argue? If Ensign has asked Jesus for forgiveness, and apparently received it, how can we be any harsher?

Oh, I know what might have happened! In an attempt to not cross any ultimate lines with a woman, Mark Sanford might have been secretly meeting with Cade Devilin!

~ SamSez