The Store @ Pat and Sam

Welcome to our online Boutique! We offer a wide range of nifty items - dirty movies, lubes, sex toys, used DVDs, original photos, and collectibles of all sorts.

Transactions are processed securely through Male Amateur Videos, our official video store.

Shipping is $4 per order flat rate (unless you’re buying our famous porn couch) and orders go out within 1 to 3 working days.

Looking for something unique or hard to find? Email us with the details, we might be able to find it for you or point you in the right direction.

Our Newest Original Title!

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Stimulus Package PAS-078
You won’t mind it when these ARMs adjust - every FANNIE MAE excite you - cover your furniture with a TARP or you’ll need to BAIL OUT gallons of jizz!

Our Favorite Lubes!

(none finer in all the land)

Swiss Navy Lube 
A safe silicone based lube which resists dry-out. Clear unscented for easy cleanup.

ID Glide Lube 
Waterbased, long-lasting, sensual. Available in pocket size through salon pump.

Our Favorite Toys!

(you’ll never feel lonely again)

 

Spectra-Gel Beads 
Soft, smooth, sensual and supple - well made and durable, easy to clean.

 

Blush Anal Starter 
Berry blush head with a natural shape, 6″ starter size.

 

Ballsy 9″ Super-Cock 
A tough act for most men to follow - lifelike texture, aggressive shape, always ready to go!

 

10″ Raging Hard-On 
When “above average” isn’t good enough - thick, veiny, hard, with a challenging curve!

 

Palm-Pal UR3 Ass 
Realistic, tight, always willing - there when you need it - grab and go!

Collectible Goodies

(amusing stuff to have around)

These are odd-ball unique items we have hanging around the offices… They’re here because we figure someone else might enjoy them - they are things which deserve a good home from an appreciating owner. If you have any questions about a particular item, please contact us.

Stuart Little Roadster 
Brand-new in the original box! The first studio-licensed remote control car sold by RadioShack in September of 1999. Forward, reverse and steering, uses 8 AA and 1 9-volt battery. Great campy toy to have around, or a great gift for a nephew or tomboy neice.

 

Micro RC Chevelle 
Matchbox sized 1970s Chevelle muscle car for those with limited room - forward, reverse, steering controls. This is a snap-together kit - you put on the mag wheels, body, etc. Nifty toy for muscle car buffs!

 

US Patent Office Replica 
Exquisitely crafted 12″ x 7″ wooden model of a gate post which was patented in the 1880s. This is a sharp item for your coffee table or knick-knack shelf.

Not sure of its provenance - the tag reads “No. 257.322 EJ Hart Gate-Post Patented May 2 1882.”

 

Russian Box 
Genuine Fedoskino “Morning in the Woods” box imported in the 1970s, complete with import tag. Papier mache, approximately 6″ x 4″ x 2″ with lacquer paint - in good overall shape with a few minor flaws. Beautiful conversation starter.

There are currently no shortage of these cute little boxes, because it is no longer difficult to export them from Russia. This is not a modern-day knock off of the original treasures - it’s a genuine McCoy and has the look and feel.